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Look kid, Jerky ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Some of those generic, commerically processed jerky companies are very mean and nasty and will beat you to your knees and keep you there on the toilet permanently if you eat em'. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as bad jerky. But, if you know what you’re worth, then you'll grab a bag of Dude Jerky. You gotta be willing to make the right choices, and not be pointing fingers saying you're stuck on the toilet because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!”

Yo, Adrian! This Dude Jerky is the real deal.